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Wednesday, 1 August 2007 ♣

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-19th, 20th and 21st of July-

Tour to Guang Xi. West of Canton.

Whatever that place is.

The first thing I noticed was that place was that...

Freakin' hot.

Mosquitos.

It's been 7 months since I've been bitten by a mosquito.

And hell, I'm not happy to be bitten.

◊ First day ◊

Took a ship to the place, and then a bus. We went to some mountain place. It was like the Grand Canyon.

People.

They were like.. all farmers. And there were little kids. They kept dragging you around, telling you about the place. The tour-guide told us to be careful about the tipping. He told us something important.

DO NOT GIVE THEM A HUNDRED BUCKS, AND TELL THEM TO DIVIDE IT AMONG THEMSELVES. THEY WILL FIGHT OVER IT.

Yeah.

There was a girl around my age, though. I have no idea why, but she caught my attention. Seriously. No idea why.

⇔ The Journey ⇔

We had to walk through the farms and all, and we passed by a toilet. Ohmygod. It was way smelly. WAY~ THERE WERE CHICKENS~

I swore that I would never go on a tour without finding out where the hell we were going.

EVER.

And I bought this egg thing. There was this basket made out of straw, made by a girl of about 13. And three eggs. Pretty cute actually.

§ The End §

So.. My mother changed her money to $1 coins. To give to the kids. The kids. Not you. AND OH MY F∪⊆KIN' GOD. My mother gave the coins to me, but I wanted her to take.. 3/4 and help. AND OH MY GOD. THEY RAN AFTER ME.

Umm.

∫ Flash Back ∫

The girl smiled. The delicate fragrance of the wine vines of Italy caused her brain to release a couple of endorphins. She loved Italy. The Ice Cream, the people, and the food.

The aroma of fish reached the girl's nostrils, triggering an alert in her brain. She wrinkled her nose. She hated fish. To hell with the nutrients, or whatever kind of brainpower it was supposed to give her. She was very happy with her Intelligence Quotient already, thank you very much.
She nudged her mother, and asked if they could smuggle a little fish out, to feed the cats on the bridge. The bridge linked the restaurant to a large Italian Town. The girl had been told the name, but she had forgotten it in an instant. She wasn't very good with names.

Her mother replied in the positive, and placed a little fish on a tissue. The girl helped herself to the food, without touching the fish, of course.

The night sky of Italy filled the girl with joy, and the crisp air never failed to delight her. The food of the restaurant was good, but she had longed to go out.

A pair of emerald eyes peeked out at her. She declined eye contact. Direct eye contact with animals made them nervous. And she still had the scar of the scratch she had acquired from a cat of a neighbour when she was five. The cat had ran away. The child hadn't wept.

Then another pair of eyes lept out from the darkness. Then another. The girl examined their eyes briefly, before turning away. Their eyes looked so like that of crocodiles; their pupils slits.

Her mother handed her the wrapped fish, and she opened it. One second passed. The cats dashed forward and their claws dug into the girl's thick coat as they tried to get at the fish.

The girl yelled, and ran towards her mother. She climbed onto her mother, and clung on tightly, as the cats yowled for their dinner.

∫ End flashback ∫

The kids SO reminded me of that incident. The girl was me, by the way. THEY FRIGGIN CHASED AND TRIED TO SNATCH THE COINS.

OH MY GOD.

But I managed to press a coin into the hands of the girl I mentioned earlier.

Then I raced onto the coach. Oh god.

THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING.

>.<

∇Second Day∇

Mountains.

We were brought to this mountain place, where there was 空中飞人. That means you were strapped to some sort of harness, and then you get to zoom down some wire. And you get a fantastic view. ♥ My mother and I both went on it. I SAW THE WATERFALLS AND EVERYTHING. ♥

And there were the watermills and everything.

Also, there was this.. river-flowing thing, where you got into some kind of inflatable craft [Rubber] and you go down this river thing, and you get completely soaked. No time for that, though. And there's these people who carry the rolled-up tube boats up the ENTIRE WAY. Poor things. T_T

‡ The Waterfall ‡

She stood in front of it, the pouring water, the endless stream of energy, one of the most beautiful things of nature. It was endless, it was powerful, and it took her breath away. She was fascinated by the way the droplets of water hit the rocks, how water misted out, how it just kept going. She couldn't take her eyes off it.

She walked closer to the edge of the rock-bridge. She was standing at the tip, allowing the water to hit her, seep through her clothes. She smiled, delighted, and let her eardrums hear the roar of the waterfall, as she bid her mind to remember it.

She wasn't aware what was happening around her anymore. She didn't care that she was damp. It was a welcome change from the sweltering heat. She wanted to stand there forever, awed by the mysterious way the waterfall kept flowing.

♦Third Day♦

Bird Nests.

OH MY GOD.

I HATE THOSE PEOPLE.

Ik haat hen.

Je les déteste.

Ich hasse sie.

Li odio.

私はそれらを憎む。

나는 그(것)들을 미워한다.

Eu deio-os.

Я ненавижу их.

Los odio.

Whatever language you care to use.

I HATE THEM.

The swallows.

They capture them and use them as displays, ADVERTISMENTS for their DISGUSTING birdnests!

THEY EVEN EAT THEM.

WHAT THE HELL.

I am angry.

I am very angry.

One day, they'll be no more bird nests.

There'll be no more swallows.

And it'll be our greed that made it that way.

There was another little girl; about.. 8; that was our lil' tour guide for that day. And I quite liked her.♥ She was cute.

And then these UBER-PRO climbers came and CLIMBED THE FRIGGIN WALL. WITHOUT ROPES OR ANYTHING. And 6 people had died last year attempting to do that~ OMG. x_X

My Mom gave the little girl $15. And we bought 18 ice creams for the kids.

x_O~

At night:

Everyone was starting to get a little worried about me. I had refused to eat everything. I just sat there and drank 9 cups of tea. Hunger strike, I guess.

Our hotel today was some bamboo hotel. THEY EVEN HAD BAMBOO BUGS FOR US TO EAT.

And I quite liked the bamboo rice. ♥

They even had bamboo cars, and bamboo planted EVERYWHERE, for god's sake. Why don't they add a couple of Pandas, and call it 'Panda's Paradise'?

At night, there was this show, and there were 6 20+ aged girls, and they danced for us. Then they introduced their culture to us, and their marriage ceremony.

↔ Marriage Ceremony↔

1] They had to sing to each other.

2] They had to stand on a bench, and try to get past each other. Don't fall off~

3]Some weird dance.

4] A kind of dance. They had bamboo sticks, and they opened and closed them. You had to leap across without your leg being snapped off.

5]Umm. Bed time.xD The girls brought the guys to the toilet. LMAOO

« Last day »

We got up, had breakfast. I had tea. Then we got on this raft thing to another island, and there was a playground there~

A HUGE BRIDGE~

I climbed up.

Some sort of hamster wheel things. Y'know. A boy my age and I rolled together. Back and forwards.

OH MY GOD.

I felt like fainting, and I was so dizzy. My hearing started to fade, and the world swam around me.

I felt dehydrated.

I acquired money from my mother and I rushed to buy a drink.

Felt better.

Then I went to feed the birds. Bird seed. AND THEY FRIGGIN' SLASHED MY WRISTS.

I am not an emo.

Maybe you are. But not me.

That's gratitude for ya.

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[ S I N G A P O R E ]

Yup. I'm back.

Wendy should have told all of you by now.

ZM, I AM SO SORRY. ]:

I've been so busy with tuition and stuffs, and I don't have time to visit ya.

x_X

Soon. Wait for me.

Chinese Compo, and double maths.

EW~

Maths: First lesson.

OH MY GOD. I HATE THE TEACHER. The dude didn't do his homework, and the Teach was like 'CALL YOUR MOTHER.'

>__>

And another guy was late, and he was like 'YOU, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS RIGHT NOW?'

Strangely, Wendy likes him.

I can't understand him.

SINGLISH FOR THE SUCK.

Why the hell do I need to know how to measure the area of a circle?

Chinese Compo: Kai Lin [Not Pei Hwa] was like 'OMG' and kept asking 李老师 if it was seriously me. Luckily, Wendeee and I appeared on a non-composition day.

I FORGOT HOW TO WRITE CHINESE~

Oh my god.

x_X

Cyas.

Sorry for the longass post.

♥The Randomnizer. Totally spifftastic.♥
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